Some guys have all the luck, this dude runs a computer repair business and gets a very interesting service call:
I get this call that a friend of a friend needs an emergency computer repair and does not care how much it costs. I love these house calls. I can charge so much for them. I showed up to the house and this cute petite blond opens the door. I take a look at her computer and some home made porn pops up. She seems embarrassed, but she was not to shy about it. I told her it was 150 bucks to fix her computer. She did not want to pay so I grabbed my cock and told her to take care of me